Appreciator Of Art's Gentle Wear Prints

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'Cartoonist thinking'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Berta screams out!

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Edward Elgar.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise