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Working holiday visa applications: Approved/Wish you were here.

The United States requires information from social networks applicants for a visa

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Latinos in the USA

'Call this one -I like short resumes.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

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"The position includes three weeks holiday per year."

"You know you could have just brought in written references?"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"You've heard of 'The Bank that likes to say 'YES''. . . well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'