Applying For University Pillows

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

End of Affirmative Action

Pinara fund

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

Waiting for the results.

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Contest to enter the University

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

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