Getting Into University Pillows

"I can't believe that Derek got into university!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"One year closer to college!"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

End of Affirmative Action

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Pinara fund

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

Waiting for the results.

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

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