Applying For A Passport Pillows

Passport Photo

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Workaholic on a cruise

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

"How much do you need?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"

"You've heard of 'The Bank that likes to say 'YES''. . . well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

Wow! Look at all these college brochures. You're soo popular! The top colleges in the country want me to apply! Um, Twig. You know they're trolling for applicants to boost their stupid rankings. That's ok. At least I'll be rejected by the very best! You can visit me at Harvard.

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'