Application Process Jester Pillows

'Don't have references. Would you accept accomplices?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Scapegoat of the Year

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

I don't like the looks of this.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'This decaf's lousy.'

"This is a work station, Jackson!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."