Mission Statement Jester Pillows

'It's just office furniture. Who needs it? We still have our mission statement.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Ski kicker.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.