Apology Artisan Gifts

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'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sorry

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'