Apology Artisan Prints

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'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Sorry

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Very sorry

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Feeling guilty? Florest

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'It worked. We expressed remorse, asked for forgiveness and sales are up sixty percent.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'