Awkward Apology Artist Prints

"I'm sorry I said that. It was the beer captioning."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

My daddy ate my homework

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Sorry

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'I was not playing hooky. I was giving home schooling a test run.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."