Apartment Living Fans Gifts

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'No it's still not fixed'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Luxury box.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Family living in an allevator

Radiator Cookery

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? Where do you think I should invest my tax refund? That's a great question. In my day, most people would've opted to put the funds into your standard Serta, or even a newfangled Posturepedic. Those people were morons. The more forward-thinking investor knew she'd run less of a risk of bed bugs eating her fortune if she went with a La-Z-Boy. Um ... ok, ... thanks.