Apartment Living Fans Prints

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Luxury box.'

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Family living in an allevator

Radiator Cookery

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."