Apartment Living Fan Prints

'Luxury box.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Well that's me detoxed!

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"My bottom went to sleep."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."