Anxious Mortals Pillows

Cuddle up with a bit of comfort and humor—our pillows for anxious mortals are designed to bring a lighthearted touch and a cozy reminder that it’s okay to relax.

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"I'm not having palpitations right now, but I think we can recreate them by telling me my copay."

"I'm not having palpitations right now, but I think we can recreate them by telling me my copay." mockup

"I'm not having palpitations right now, but I think we can recreate them by telling me my copay."

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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.' mockup

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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No Immediate Danger

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Airplane Mode.

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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Trust

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Free-Floating Anxiety

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"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

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"Hell: The Airport"

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'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!' mockup

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

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"You call that worrying?"

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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"I feel we're making progress."

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"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria." mockup

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

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"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter." mockup

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

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"My main worry is my anxiety."

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"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell." mockup

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

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A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection. mockup

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

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'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.' mockup

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

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From the tournament of neuroses parade mockup

From the tournament of neuroses parade

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If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU? mockup

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

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'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!' mockup

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

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"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

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'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?'' mockup

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

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'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.' mockup

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

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What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

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"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world." mockup

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."

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"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..." mockup

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

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'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient. mockup

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

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'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.' mockup

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

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"Several of my dreams have come true, doc. Unfortunately, they're all me sitting on a bus in my underwear."

"Several of my dreams have come true, doc. Unfortunately, they're all me sitting on a bus in my underwear." mockup

"Several of my dreams have come true, doc. Unfortunately, they're all me sitting on a bus in my underwear."

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Anxious Mortals Pillows Collection

Anxious Mortals Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for anxious mortals—funny, relatable designs perfect for starting your day with a smile or sharing a laugh with loved ones.

Anxious Mortals Prints

View our inspiring prints for anxious mortals—witty and relatable artwork to decorate your home and remind you to smile through the stress.

Anxious Mortals T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts for anxious mortals—clever, humorous designs that make a statement and bring a light tone to life's worries.