Anxious Viewer Pillows

A family hides from the TV news.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fear of news.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"To be perfectly frank, the preceding was a paid political bunch of lies."

"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

The longest Tuesday ever...

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

Idlewild.

'Warning: portions of the following program may destroy what little faith you have left in human nature.'

Bubbie's parrot

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"This retail therapy isn't working for me."

"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

"Hypochondria isn't normal, so I'm still sick... right?"

Based On A True Story

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety