Anxiety Worrier Gifts

Time for my four o'clock cookie

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"You dropped yer wallet."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You have a fauxbia.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Bring your problems to work day.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"You must try to relax more"

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."