Anxiety Support Pillows

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

No Immediate Danger

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Flu vaccine.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

It's A Breeze

Nervous Student

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"I need a gap year."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'