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The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

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"Let's take all of your worry on this issue and try to spread it out over more issues."

"It's not unusual to feel stressed, anxious, unsure of the future...the political world is in disarray, we've gone through a turbulent time. You have to protect yourself! And I'd start by avoiding any news and especially anything to do with the prospect o

Every time you take the car in for a simple checkup it costs a fortune phobia.

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Executive Panic Room.

The 'worry list' is a tool used to help get a handle on stress and anxiety.

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Worry tank

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"