Anxiety Buster Pillows

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Numb yet?"

"Why don't we call that nameless dread of yours Bruce, and see if that helps."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I'm just a little on edge because I have this constant fear of something horrible about to happen."

Back to School Jitters

Psychiatry. Lately when I have the flying dream, I can't get past security.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Nervous Oral Testing