Anxiety Breaker Pillows

'Fermat's Next-to-Last Theorem'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Your stress is stress-related.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"You call that worrying?"

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"