Anxiety Combatant Pillows

'How's the old claustrophobia then, Angela?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Nervous Student

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'You have a fauxbia.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'