Anxiety Support T-Shirts

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

"You dropped yer wallet."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

It's A Breeze

Nervous Student

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."