Anxiety Coach Pillows

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

Fragile stamper.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Tipping Pain Chart

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Yoga.

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

Executive Panic Room.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

The great and near-great

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Concern Chart

"You've got to learn to relax. You're all wound up!"

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."