Anxiety Meme Fan Gifts

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

The Visitor

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Tunnel of Anxiety

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

Hero of the Gulf

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"Tonight's headlines..."

"Our email marketing campaign got a response from someone in Nigeria who wants to send us four million dollars. Should we deposit that in the company account, or is it better to use Paypal?"

"Your blood pressure is hitting the jackpot today."

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

People go out of their way to hurt me phobia: 'Believe me, Carpenter, when I fired you I didn't have the faintest idea it was your birthday.'

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'They don't have to say 'Simon Says'!'

"My smartphone is being repaired. I'm afraid I've forgotten how to count on my fingers."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"I always get anxious in large groups."

'I'm too trusting - I need some paranoia.'

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

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