Antisocial Stroll Enthusiast Gifts

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"A little help, please."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

Poe at the Park

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

"Me, to keep fit, I go on long walks. You should try it..."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.