Anti-social Antics Appreciator Gifts

Man taking a pee while walking the dog.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'