Anti-social Antics Appreciator Pillows

Man taking a pee while walking the dog.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'