Antisocial Antics Gifts

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

"Gah! Too many people!"

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'You do nice work!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

"The floor is any human contact."