Antisocial Gifts

"The floor is any human contact."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

Social Networking or Death

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

Stay back 500 feet

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"I miss avoiding people."

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

Castaways Not Welcome

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."

Antisocial Society