Anti-social Antics Gifts

"Donald hates visitors."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Like / Whatever

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'You do nice work!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

"The floor is any human contact."