Antisocial Antics Pillows

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

Groucho Chicken

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"Gah! Too many people!"

Canine Frat Parties

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'You do nice work!'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

"The floor is any human contact."