Antidepressant Fan Pillows

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Turmoil change.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

DIY marriage counseling.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Have you been working out?'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Krazy straw"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."