Antidepressant Fan Mugs

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Turmoil change.

DIY marriage counseling.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Have you been working out?'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Krazy straw"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."