"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Gifts
Looking for a fun gift for someone who proudly owns their anti-social tendencies? Our collection features clever, lighthearted products that acknowledge social faux pas with humor and charm. Ideal for the creative, socially awkward soul who appreciates a good laugh at themselves and the quirks of being a social outsider. Surprise them with a gift that makes their unique personality shine and shows you get their sense of humor.
Hate Platforms
America, are we learning anything?
Detention Center
'Way too much information on your resume.'
The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'
Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …
'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'
Gun Control Rally
Rupert Murdoch in the mud.
What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?
Navalny vs Putin
That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.
"Man's best friend with benefits"
Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.
Bernie Sanders Is the Best on the Minimum Wage and It's Not Nearly Good Enough
"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."
'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'
'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'
"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"
'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'
In the social media courtroom...
Save the children
'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'
Left Luggage
'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'
"Some of your viewers thought your recent 'You'll be sweating like a w***e in church' forecast was a tad offensive."
"We don't like the way you refer to them as 'hymns'."
Keep Every Buck
'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'
Most Realistic Scenario?
'We say no to the new casino.'
'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'
more socialism in Cuba
"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Gifts Collection
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the anti-social faux pas crusader—perfect for embracing their unique humor every morning.
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Pillows
Discover pillows featuring humorous designs for the anti-social faux pas crusader—comfy, cool, and full of personality.
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Prints
Browse prints that celebrate social quirks with wit—delightful wall art for the creatively expressive outsider.
Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that perfectly capture the wit and charm of the socially awkward—ideal gifts for the anti-social soul.