Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader T-Shirts

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Hate Platforms

America, are we learning anything?

Detention Center

'Way too much information on your resume.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Gun Control Rally

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Navalny vs Putin

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Bernie Sanders Is the Best on the Minimum Wage and It's Not Nearly Good Enough

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

In the social media courtroom...

Save the children

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

Left Luggage

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Some of your viewers thought your recent 'You'll be sweating like a w***e in church' forecast was a tad offensive."

"We don't like the way you refer to them as 'hymns'."

Keep Every Buck

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

Most Realistic Scenario?

'We say no to the new casino.'

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

more socialism in Cuba

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."