Social Faux Pas Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Man's best friend with benefits"

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

"You've got the job, but you've got to change your clothes."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"