Anti-social Faux Pas Crusader Mugs

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Hate Platforms

America, are we learning anything?

Detention Center

'Way too much information on your resume.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Gun Control Rally

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Navalny vs Putin

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

Save the children

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

In the social media courtroom...

'Half the cabinet went to top schools and top universities, so what do they know?'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Left Luggage

"Some of your viewers thought your recent 'You'll be sweating like a w***e in church' forecast was a tad offensive."

"We don't like the way you refer to them as 'hymns'."

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

more socialism in Cuba

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

The Crowbar of Damocles