Anthropomorphic Appreciator Gifts

Animal Band radio.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

Meat Grinder

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Big business is not evil

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"No religious nuts!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"More aphorisms, please!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Please don't go!"

"The true story"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

The Itchy Back

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"They're not home.."

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'