Ant Antagonist Pillows

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Planet of the Ants

Ant Drones

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"I think we have an ant problem"

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

I took up antkeeping.

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Despot!

Reserve Ants

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Ant drunk driving tests: 'Okay, now touch your nose and walk on this line.'