Animal Antagonist Pillows

'Psych!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

Fight against theft of endangered species

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"I think we have an ant problem"

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Protection animals

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

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