Animal Antagonist Mugs

'Psych!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Orange Bengal Tiger

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"I think we have an ant problem"

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"