Ant Antagonist T-Shirts

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Planet of the Ants

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Ant Drones

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"I think we have an ant problem"

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Reserve Ants

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Despot!

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"You're an anti-monarchist? Better keep it to yourself."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."