Ant Agonist T-Shirts

"I think we have an ant problem"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Planet of the Ants

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

Ant Drones

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!