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"I think we have an ant problem"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Employee of the month.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Some scout he is!'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Planet of the Ants

Ant Drones

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Grub's up!'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

'The Ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind . . .'