Ants Pillows

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

Ant Drones

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Planet of the Ants

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

Army ant camp followers!

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Reserve Ants

I took up antkeeping.

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'