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"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Dangle the Dog

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Servicemen.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hats and Food

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

The Perfect Foil

'Is the water cold?'

'My dentist recommended it.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'I don't know, son. I suppose the three little kittens and the three little pigs drew straws.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Blatant competition in nature.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Tree at the barber's.

Noah's fridge

Bird Messaging

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

The Sinking of the Moskva

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Spider Parents.

"Hey! That's cheating!"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'