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Tree at the barber's.

Mardi Gras

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Bears going water skiing.

Hats and Food

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Painting taking root...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Mine's still in bed."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'