Anniversary Of Cohabitation Pillows

The Messy Sink

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Trouble Ahead

'Awesome erosion!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Assisted Living.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Brain connection

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Your hogging the covers again."

"If I'd known it would last this long, I'd have settled for the edited highlights."

"Can I move in with you?"

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"I'm sick too."

"Bigger cake."

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'