Anniversary Of Cohabitation Gifts

The Messy Sink

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

'Awesome erosion!'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Assisted Living.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Brain connection

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Your hogging the covers again."

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"If I'd known it would last this long, I'd have settled for the edited highlights."

"Can I move in with you?"

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"I'm sick too."

"Bigger cake."

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'