Animal Talent Lovers Gifts

"She's all over YouTube."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cow Pinatas

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"Man's best friends."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Raised by Dogs

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Home Sweet Home

Dolphin friendly tuna

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

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