Animal Person Pillows

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but you can't collect on your mate's life insurance until he's died nine times.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

"Of course this is GM free grass..."

"More documents to shred? I feel I have more to offer this company than sharp claws."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

Mardi Gras

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'